Tuesday, September 23, 2008

the hills are alive...


why, why, why?

please tell me why, despite the fact that there are at least a million and one reasons that i can count hating per episode, i still MUST watch the hills every darn monday night at 10pm religiously???!!!

i mean, i actually do many, many times, even consciously say to myself during, and throughout the show, that i hate the characters, or their facial expressions, or the somber overall mood to every conversation, or the over-styled-ness of practically everyone on there, or the equally underwhelmed personalities whether at work or out at the club, or just the plain & utter boring-ness of it all... i am perplexed by this... that i am actually aware that i think, as a whole, it pretty much sucks as a show but then i can at the very same time feel like i absolutely must watch it and there's something within me that craves to see what's going on in these pathetic, spoiled, boring and annoying 20-something's lives??!!

is it some giant marketing scheme laced with subliminal messaging throughout the program that has been carefully planned and researched to make one want to shoot themselves in the foot at the very thought of missing even one milli-second of an episode??!! i mean, to make matters even worse, i am guilty of tivo-ing the damn show if i have plans or think for a second that i might miss the first few minutes??!! god forbid i miss a shot of the creepy flesh-colored beard-bearing spencer that i cannot stand the sight of, or the ever-annoying and too prissy for her own good lo, and how about the disgusting fake-ness of the overly tan and big-boobed audrina (okay that low-blow may just be out of jealousy!!)- better not miss a second of all the greatness this lil' show possesses!! geez!!! what's wrong with me, people??!!

i feel dumb for feeling this way and even dumber for writing and therefore confessing it to all of you. so there. do any of you out there feel my hills' pain??!! or maybe you possibly have another show you feel this way about??!! well, hopefully this season will perk up, become extremely deep & profound and show it's true & deep meaning to the world... well, i can hope for a justification anyway... right??!! ; )

XOXO

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